LIFE'S A BITCH A weary wind once called me And seemed to ask me why Do I do the things I do Just to get on by I said no I don’t believe so If you know just what I mean Good times are for living Tomorrows are for dreams If you think you know the answers Then please don’t tell me why Sometimes life ‘s a bitch And then you die I heard an owl once call me He spoke out from a tree He spoke of life’s amusements And what my life might be I said ‘Oh great owl above me How wise you seem to be’ He said it’s all BS I’m speaking Hey, what’d you want for free Asinine indignation Don’t pass for prophesy It’s a bottle in the ocean Heading out to sea If you’re so secure in knowing Why must I agree Be happy in the knowledge That I will just be me © McGie/Lundquist